Monday, December 7, 2009

HERE'S THE DEAL

Ok, I've slacked and there's no way to pretty it up.  Allow me to share some information about myself:

I have a girlfriend.

Yes, I have a girlfriend, and apparently she wants to see me succeed.  I can't argue against something like that, so here I am.  I have begun to lay out more detailed groundwork on how I plan to exploit the internet to the point of riches and fame.

Step 1: Make posts about relevant topics in the world. For example:

I just got a Motorola Droid.

Step 2: Add an interesting twist to said posts so that my website will have an interesting hook to it. For example:

The Motorola Droid is destroying the lives of thousands.

Step 3: Succeed!

Just mentioning the Droid in 2009 is going to put me up a few notches in google search results.



I worked really hard on this picture.



Further plans: I have interests.  I am knowledgeable about these things.  I like Hip Hop.  I like video games.  Making the perfect hip hop/game site might seem like a good idea, but it also leaves the mind wondering if there is any sense to such a plan.  We shall see.  The way I envision this either has this site ending in a glorious train wreck, complete with a jury of 12 and several witnesses, OR it becomes the beautiful stepping stone to the greatest accomplishment the net has ever seen.

So, may the buckshot approach succeed! This joint is gonna be the hip hoppiest, bleep bloopiest video game freestlye fanitical everything website I've ever attempted.