Who Will Replace Gadhafi?

As the week presses on, it is clear that Moammar Gadhafi will soon have to answer to those that suffered under his reign. Many have questioned whether or not the rebels will be able to run and sustain a democratic government. As we make way for Gadhafi's exit, we will begin looking at new possible candidates to lead Libya.

I humbly present to you some people that I think might make excellent leaders of the oil-rich land of Libya....

Wyclef Jean

Just one language barrier away from ruling a country near you!

Wyclef once recently tried to run for President in Haiti. And he would of won if it wasn't for those meddling kids in the government.

Should we really let someone with such presidential opportunity slip through our grasp? Send Wyclef to Libya and watch the magic happen. Hell, he wrote a song detailing everything he would do as President! If you don't like him, he promises to be promptly assassinated the next day!


The King

Cardboard crowns keep YOUR TAXES LOW.

You may not have heard, but Burger King recently ordered the execution of their company mascot, The King. According to the company rebels, which overthrew The King, sales just weren't up to snuff under his reign. So The King is on the lamb and he's looking for a country to rule. Oh hey there Libya! Let me introduce you to a friend of mine! He likes long walks on the beach and can't wait to hear more about this whole "democracy" thing!

You

Who couldn't love a muge like that?

Because really, what did you do today that was so great? As president of your own newly liberated country, you will be starting on a fresh slate. According to the Libyan rebels, the bar was set pretty low by the last guy. The rules are pretty much laid out for you already: WWGD? What Would Gadhafi Do? Ask yourself this question before every important decision, and do the opposite.

Now put on your shoes and get yourself on the earliest flight to Libya available. Before some other schmuck beats you to the punch!

Moammar Gadhafi

Look at that face. It just screams "I'm sorry!"

Ok, hear me out on this one. Up until a few days ago, Gadhafi thought he was a real badass. He wouldn't take grief from anyone. Not even his grieving people. But what happened? Tripoli fell to grievers, that's what happened!

Because of this, Gadhafi got a big slice of humble pie! And humility is an excellent trait in a leader. Assuming Gadhafi isn't ripped into pieces by the end of the week, Libya may want to keep their old pal Gadhafi in mind as a possible candidate for President of New Libya.